For those of us that are drawn to specialized tools with limited practical use, you won't be able to resist this find! Dude Rack tested and approved, the Red Dragon VT 2 propane torch instantly provides 400,000 BTUs of propane-powered flame at the press of a button. Capable of emptying a standard sized propane tank in under an hour, this bad boy excels at making a cool flamethrower / rocket engine sound while you burn things to a crisp with style. Give weeds and other nuisances the kiss of fiery death. Doubles as a crowd control weapon for the next zombie apocalypse, and makes a great crowd-pleaser at barbecues.
This is a 400,000 BTU propane torch from Red Dragon.
If there's one thing we learn living in Minnesota, it's how to avoid freezing to death. Dude Rack tested and approved, these cold weather hoods are perfect for wearing under a motorcycle or bike helmet, and jogging. It packs down with a super small profile, so it can be on hand when you need it! Wear it like a ninja mask, or pull the mouth portion down so people can make better sense of your ramblings. If you're more the action hero type, this hood features stealth technology. By reflecting your body's infrared radiation inward, it keeps you warmer and partially cloaked from thermal imaging scopes, The Predator, certain Terminator models, and heat-seeking missiles.
This is a cold weather hood by Under Armour.
From the MFG:
ColdGear® Infrared uses a soft, thermo-conductive inner coating to absorb and retain your own body heat
Form-fitting balaclava offers full facial protection in extreme cold
Also can be worn with the chin dropped or as a neck gaiter for greater ventilation
ColdGear® Evo fabric delivers ridiculous warmth and superior comfort
4-way stretch fabrication allows greater mobility and maintains shape
Find your other boot in that ridiculously messy coat closet with a new Maglite!
Being a man means being prepared. You'll want to pack at least three of these little buddies. One for the glove box, one for the tool box, and one for your pack. This Maglite is like all other Maglites- high quality, dependable, and durable as hell. Rain? Snow? Ha! Two AA batteries power an LED that was crafted by monks in the lost city of Atlantis. With high and low beam modes, you can get 30+ hours of light out of this as a survival or shop tool. The classy metallic grey/gunmetal finish leaves the impression that you know what you're doing.
This is a AA LED Flashlight and belt holster from Maglite.
Think you're going to use this 12,000 times? Think again! Part of being the cool "always prepared" guy is having things like FireSteel in your arsenal. Keep it in your glove box, or in your pack- you'll be able to start a small campfire after a bit of frustration and a lot of sparks. Who knows- it could be the thing that keeps you warm when your 15-year-old car dies next winter, out in the middle of nowhere.
This is a fire starting kid made from from Swedish FireSteel.
From the MFG:
Compact fire starter designed to light fires in any conditions
Provides 2,980-degree C spark in any weather, at any altitude
Ideal for lighting campfires, stoves, and gas barbecues
Striker lights up small piles of dry grass, paper, and other flammables
Lasts for 12,000 strikes; approved by International Survival Instructors Association
Remember: You don't have to outrun the bear, you just need to be faster than the other guy.
These waterproof tactical boots are ultra-light, look great, and lined with Gore-Tex® to keep your feet dry. With premium leather and a puncture-resistant sole, your barkin' dogs are better protected from stray staples in your sad little cubicle. Should you venture out into the light, you'll also have +2 resistance to piercing, and guarded from nails, sharp rocks, and sticks in various settings. These boots are Dude Rack tested and approved. They come a little snug, so you're best off ordering a half or full size larger than your normal size.
This is a pair of Under Armour Speed Freek Tactical Boots.
From the MFG:
Synthetic
GORE-TEX® lining is 100% waterproof but still allows sweat to escape, keeping your feet dry
Lightweight, waterproof pigskin leather overlays add protection and durability
Push-through protection outsole protects your foot from hazards in rough terrain, without sacrificing flexibility
High-abrasion TPU toe cap gives extra durability and protection to the front of the boots
Durable EVA midsole provides lightweight cushioning and shock absorption
