Electric Turkey Fryer / Food Boiler / Veggie Steamer

Take your next Thanksgiving from boring to BOOYAH!

Has anyone seen a 20lb. Turkey at the store? Well, if you find one, this thing can fry it! Unlike most fryers, which are designed from the ground up to burn your garage down, this electric indoor XL fryer from Masterbuilt and Butterball is safe to use indoors, and is your secret weapon for an awesome Thanksgiving. Craft a juicy, decadent fried Turkey that your relatives will remark about for long after your time is up, which will be sooner rather than later if your diet consists mainly of fried animals.

This is an Indoor Electric Fryer/Boiler/Steamer from Masterbuilt.

From the MFG:

• Small accessory pack includes: carving gloves, meat pencil thermometer, cookbook cd, basket divider, quick start guide and coupon book
• Powerful 1,650 watt electric heating element heats oil quicker with thermostat temperature control
• Aluminum cooking basket with drain clip
• Drain valve for easy cleaning
• Space-Saving design that takes up minimal space on the counter

Spiced Cherry Bourbon Barrel Aged Bitters

Spiced Cherry Bitters - One great way to spruce up your Manhattans!

Convince your friends that you have managed to break out of your hipster shell and voyage into what lies beyond the mainstream with some unique and awesome bitters, by famous whiskey manufacturer Woodford Reserve. With just the right balance of tartness and spice, the bourbon barrel aging process creates a very unique flavor profile. Excellent in Manhattans, but also very suitable for an Old Fashioned, or any other classic-style (aka Manly) cocktail!

These are Spiced Cherry Bourbon Barrel Aged Bitters from Woodford Reserve.

From the MFG:

• Bitterness of natural gentian root, the sweetness of cherry and notes of spice.
• These bitters have been barrel-aged in Woodford Reserve bourbon barrels.
• Excellent in an Old Fashioned and other bourbon or whiskey cocktails.
• Makes a great addition to your mixology arsenal.
• Size: 100 ml (3.38 oz).

Rapid Start Charcoal Chimney

Great for starting your grill, smoker, or a hot bed of coals for feats of strength.

Still using lighter fluid, city boy? Stop it. It's poisoning your food, its flavor, and you. Wave goodbye to hydrocarbons and say hello to a shiny new stainless steel charcoal chimney from Weber. Put a couple wads of newspaper in the bottom and fill it with charcoal, and you'll have piping hot coals in minutes. Roast beast, ahoy! Dude Rack tested and approved, this is the best way to kick off a day of beers and manning the smoker or grill. 

This is a stainless steel charcoal chimney from Weber.

From the MFG:

• Chimney starter system lights charcoal quickly and evenly
• Made from aluminized steel with a stay-cool thermoplastic handle
• Holds enough briquettes for a 22-1/2-inch kettle grill
• Cone bottom ensures a fast start; eliminates need for lighter fluid
• Measures 7-1/2 by 7-1/2 by 12 inches

OXO Jigger

The ultimate weapon for measuring your booze.

Here's the rub- that 5-finger sight-poured gin and tonic isn't nearly as good as it could be, pal. Abandon the Path of the Imbecile and learn from the masters. Pro bartenders always have a Jigger handy. Forged deep in the hellish furnaces of Mordor, with runes of measurement inscribed by an ancient order of alcoholic laser monks, the OXO Jigger will grant you NASA-precise pouring powers. TL, DR; this is the best mass-produced jigger in the world.

This is the OXO Jigger, everyone should own one.

From the MFG:

• Two sided - flip for different measurements
• Soft, non-slip grip for comfortable pouring
• One side measures a Jigger: 1-1/2-ounce capacity with 3/4-ounce and 1/3-ounce increments, other side measures 1/4-ounce, 1/2-ounce and 1-ounce increments
• Permanent laser-etched measurements won't wear off
• Dishwasher safe

Gerber Suspension Multi-Plier

Be ready for anything.

If you're the type of guy that likes to be prepared on hikes, bike rides, or keeps tools in his truck, the Gerber Suspension Multi-Plier is a rugged, sleek solution for many tinkering dilemmas. Feel just like Batman as you extract your stainless steel multi-tool from the stealthy ballistic nylon pouch that's included in this purchase. Hold it high, so that it glints brightly in the sunlight. "Why, yes miss.. I DO have a bottle opener. Stand back please. Do you also require some small twigs cut to size?" THESE COULD BE YOUR WORDS*, IF YOU ACT NOW!

*words not guaranteed to impress anyone.

This is a stainless steel multi-plier from Gerber.

From the MFG:

• Suspension Multi-Plier multitool with 12 integrated components
• Saf.T.Plus component locking system guarantees safety
• Lightweight open-frame stainless steel handle
• Includes a ballistic nylon sheath
• Weighs 9.6 oz; Closed Length: 4 inches; limited lifetime warranty

Maple Bacon Popcorn

Maple. Bacon. Popcorn. Clear your calendar, you have some munching to do!

Say hello to the king of kernels. Kettle's ultimate popcorn weapon is back in bulk form, saving you some dough and enabling you to gorge yourself on a flavor of popcorn that used to be the stuff of legend- whispered about only in the darkest corners of the world by shamans and witches. Just kidding- but seriously, you might want to have a cross and some holy water handy to ward off deadly sins, because you will definitely have gluttonous urges once you get your munch on!

This is a six-pack of Maple Bacon Popcorn by Kettle Brand.

From the MFG:

• 0 grams fat
• No MSG
• No Preservatives
• Gluten Free
• Made with Natural Ingredients

Weber Grilling Apron

Your BBQ apron isn't manly unless it has a bottle opener on it.

Shield yourself from grease splatters and flame-ups with this cotton grilling apron. Not only will people be much more convinced that you know your way around a grill, you also save hours each year by not hunting around for that damn bottle opener, because now one's hanging out right on top of your beer belly!

This is a gray grilling apron by Weber.

From the MFG:

• Barbecue apron protects clothing from splatters
• Sturdy cotton with suede look accents
• Perfect host or hostess gift
• Great housewarming gift
• Handy Weber bottle opener attached

ZeroLemon Solar Power Bank

"My phone died, sorry" has never gotten a guy out of trouble. Ever.

Rated at 10,000mAh, this brick of battery will juice up nearly a half dozen smart phones, or several modern tablets. Rain- and shock-resistant, the integrated solar panel makes this a must-have on any vacation, hike, or camping trip. Charge it via USB or wall outlet, or get it in the sun for a while and your companions will be back to snapping over-processed Instagram photos of s'mores and beer can pyramids in no time.

This is a 10,000mAh solar battery bank from ZeroLemon.

From the MFG: 

• Weight: 0.600 lbs

1.2k Lumen LED Bike and Head Lamp

You know you bought a good light when everyone else complains about how bright it is!

For well under half the price of a spendy name-brand lamp, you can't go wrong. Dude Rack tested and approved, this light comes with mounts for both your head and your bicycle. While it doesn't have a "vaporize" mode, it does have high and low settings, and a blink setting that is great for impromptu dance parties, or signaling for help. The rechargeable battery is of good quality, and two years into using ours frequently, still holds a few hour's worth of juice.

This is a 1,200 Lumen Bike and Head Lamp from RioRand.

From the MFG:

• Powered by RioRand advanced technology
• 2 in 1 functions: Bicycle light+Head Light
• Made of CREE XM-L T6 LED, ultra bright
• 4 switch modes: Strong Brightness, Normal Brightness, Weak Brightness and Strobe
• Rechargeable 4400mA battery offers powerful power supply,Aluminum alloy casing, waterproof design, long service life

Chihuahua Mask

Your prayers of becoming the Taco Bell dog have been answered! Weirdo.

Maybe being a giant version of a tiny dog is hilarious to you; maybe you just like sweating to death in a stuffy latex mask. Whatever floats your boat, this excellent Chihuahua mask is up to the task! The perfect companion for your bad fake accent, this mask's beady, lifeless eyes will strike terror into the hearts of your foes, and creep out friends you stare at for too long. 

Costume suggestion: Be a bad-ass with a leather jacket, jeans, and some boots.

From the MFG:

• Latex
• Ever wanted to know what's running through your dogs mind? Ever wanted to be a dog for a day?
• Well here is your chance!! Slip on this mask and for the first time ever you will think like a dog... or at least look like one
• Freak out a friend, chase a cat, sniff a behind, whatever your heart desires
• Made exclusively for Off the Wall Toys. Bagged with illustrated Off the Wall Toys tag
• To ensure it's the real deal please look for the Off the Wall Toys label

Classy Guy Fawkes Mask

Great for staying Anonymous.

If you're looking for something classy and unique this Halloween, check this baby out! Imported from Japan via the Foot Clan, this mask was carved from a block obsidian that was mined in the heart of a volcano. Oh, wait.. not this one. This one's made from black plastic and has metallic gold highlights!

Costume suggestion: Swashbuckler or a bed sheet ghost.

From the MFG:

• Anonymous
• Guy Fawkes
• V for Vendetta

Pigeon Mask

Match your costume to your candy-corn addiction.

Another mask that's creepy simply through being unexpected, this latex Pigeon mask is a great conversation starter! The huge, unfocused orange eyes of questionable intelligence are a beacon of abject terror to all felines and can liquefy the bowels of any cat within 50 feet. 

Costume suggestion: Mechanic's jumpsuit or a sumo suit, and gray angel wings. Run some tubing from the end of the beak to where your mouth is and you can easily drink with the mask on!

From the MFG:

• Made from 100% natural imported latex, environmental and non-toxic
• About 200g weight, 72CM girth, large enough to fit adults and kids
• Designed with big eyes, mouth, nose, more vivid and scary
• How do you see? Through the nose's holes and extra hole
• Great for Masquerade Parties,Costume Parties, Carnival, Christmas, Easter,Halloween or any other parties

Black Lab Mask

If you're going bird-dogging, stand out from the crowd by looking like a bird dog!

A word of caution: real dogs tend to go completely bonkers over dog masks, so be sure you aren't going to scar your furry friends for life by wearing this around them. Great for any occasion except driving and operating heavy machinery, this latex Black Lab mask is Dude Rack tested and approved! Visibility is good enough for walking and socializing, and this mask keeps its shape nicely without needing extra stuffing underneath.

Costume suggestion: Goes great with a hoodie and jeans. You can also turn any other Halloween costume into a dog-themed one!

From the MFG:

• Ever wanted to know what's running through your dogs mind? Ever wanted to be a dog for a day?
• Well here is your chance!! Slip on this mask and for the first time ever you will think like a dog...or at least look like one.
• Freak out a friend, chase a cat, sniff a behind, whatever your heart desires.
• Made exclusively for Off the Wall Toys. Bagged with illustrated Off the Wall Toys tag.
• To ensure it's the real deal please look for the Off the Wall Toys label.

Kabuki Ghost Mask

The Kabuki Ghost - Perfect for a guy that doesn't talk much!

This Kabuki Ghost mask is the perfect upgrade for guys that generally just cut a hole in a bed sheet and say they're a ghost. Weave some history and mystique into your boring costume idea! This is a masquerade-style mask made from a hard resin, meaning it covers your face, not your whole head. We recommend either the bronze or silver color options, depending on your particular need!

Costume suggestion: This mask with a nice suit, and go as the ghost of a "salaryman" (サラリーマン).

From the MFG:

• 100% brand new costume mask and Made from high quality resin materials
• This masquerade mask fits for most adult heads,both men and women
• You can see outside through the holes on the face mask when you wearing it
• Great party mask for any occasion, theme party, birthday party, masquerade party, family gathering, cosplay, Halloween Party etc

Chrome Citizen Messenger Bag

The Night Series features a sleek, all-black look with super-reflective striping to keep you safe on your ride home after parties and taproom sessions!

Chrome started making great bike bags long before they were a mega-brand for hipsters. Dude Rack tested and approved, their Citizen messenger bags are comfortable, versatile, and weather-proof (it has a tarp and rubber liner). Great for transporting a change of clothes, business papers, beers, or even a laptop, this cavernous container provides you with a comfortable and stylish option for transporting... well, whatever weird stuff you want to put in it. We have regularly used our Citizen Messenger Bag for over 9 years, and it is still in great condition!

This is a Citizen Messenger Bag, Night Series, from Chrome.

From the MFG:

"You don't need a messenger bag big enough to carry bank boxes, but you want a bag large enough to haul a six-pack, an extra jacket and your laptop. Look no further than the Chrome Citizen Messenger Bag. Constructed using tough 1000 denier Cordura outer shell and 18-ounce truck tarp liner, Chrome bags are waterproof and durable enough to survive years of use and abuse. A seat-belt style chest strap makes removing the pack to access gear easy. Reflective stitching keeps you visible to distracted drivers at dusk. Sturdy quick-release straps won't break or release when carrying heavy loads. Laptop compatibility up to 17 inches. Note: Left shoulder bag only."

Red Dragon Propane Torch

Hours of fun for the whole family!

For those of us that are drawn to specialized tools with limited practical use, you won't be able to resist this find! Dude Rack tested and approved, the Red Dragon VT 2 propane torch instantly provides 400,000 BTUs of propane-powered flame at the press of a button. Capable of emptying a standard sized propane tank in under an hour, this bad boy excels at making a cool flamethrower / rocket engine sound while you burn things to a crisp with style. Give weeds and other nuisances the kiss of fiery death. Doubles as a crowd control weapon for the next zombie apocalypse, and makes a great crowd-pleaser at barbecues.

This is a 400,000 BTU propane torch from Red Dragon.

From the MFG:

• Flame weeds and brush in your yard
• Thaw frozen pipes
• Melt snow and ice
• Remove paint, grease, oil, and plastic from metal
• Sterilize metal animal cages

Under Armour Cold Weather Hood

Winter is coming.

If there's one thing we learn living in Minnesota, it's how to avoid freezing to death. Dude Rack tested and approved, these cold weather hoods are perfect for wearing under a motorcycle or bike helmet, and jogging. It packs down with a super small profile, so it can be on hand when you need it! Wear it like a ninja mask, or pull the mouth portion down so people can make better sense of your ramblings. If you're more the action hero type, this hood features stealth technology. By reflecting your body's infrared radiation inward, it keeps you warmer and partially cloaked from thermal imaging scopes, The Predator, certain Terminator models, and heat-seeking missiles.

This is a cold weather hood by Under Armour.

From the MFG:

• ColdGear® Infrared uses a soft, thermo-conductive inner coating to absorb and retain your own body heat
• Form-fitting balaclava offers full facial protection in extreme cold
• Also can be worn with the chin dropped or as a neck gaiter for greater ventilation
• ColdGear® Evo fabric delivers ridiculous warmth and superior comfort
• 4-way stretch fabrication allows greater mobility and maintains shape

FreeKey Key Ring System

My precious...

As a society, we commonly overlook certain small, everyday annoyances. If you're like us, you probably don't enjoy swapping keys around- it's time consuming, and usually includes the pain of a key ring's sharp end gouging you underneath a fingernail. Ouch! Thankfully, Exotac has an elegant solution. Constructed of lightweight and sturdy stainless steel, this is one modern ring to rule them all!

This is a Key Ring system from Exotac.

From the MFG:

• The FreeKey System includes three small group rings.
• Accessory rings are available in 5-packs for adding additional keys.

Tactical Ice Cube Tray

BRO TIP: For crystal clear ice, boil the water first to remove gases that make ice cloudy.

Good cocktails require good ice. Do away with stale, shriveled ice "cubes" forever with a two-pack of large-sized silicone trays from Arctic Chill. Entertain up to 16 people with craft cocktail-sized cubes! These also work great for DIY frozen dog treats.

This is a two-pack of large-sized cube trays from Arctic Chill.

From the MFG:

• Don't dilute your drink just chill it! Arctic Chill Ice Cubes melt slowly so you can enjoy a full-strength drink at your leisure.
• An ice-cold chill that lasts! Arctic Chill Ice Cubes won't water down your drink's taste, and will last for hours!
• Safe and Reliable! The Arctic Chill Ice Cube Tray is BPA free and FDA approved.
• So easy to use! The Arctic Chill Ice Cube Tray is made of silicone that won't leak or stain and can simply be washed in the dishwasher.

ViewSonic WXGA DLP Projector

One-up your buddies that dropped thousands on 80-inch TV sets.

For a few hundred bucks, you can turn your pad into the place all your friends want to hang out at, even if it's just for your awesome projector! This puppy creates a 100+ inch screen at a distance of 12 feet. And who wants to lug around a big, super fragile 60+ inch TV screen when it's time to move? Nobody, ever. Besides all that, a TV set can't project your Hellraiser marathon onto bonfire smoke this Halloween. 

This is a WXGA DLP Projector from ViewSonic.

From the MFG:

• SuperColor technology delivers superior, richer colors; Up to 3200 ANSI lumen brightness and 15,000:1 contrast ratio for clear viewing even in brighter settings
• Input compatible with HDMI and supports 3D Blu-ray ready; Choice of 5 view settings for a variety of usage scenarios
• Enhanced sound with enlarged speaker chamber and a powerful amplifier
• Intuitive interface includes tactile keypad, top lamp door, and cable management system
• Industry-leading warranty: 3-years limited on parts and labor, 1 year on lamp, and free 1st year Express Exchange