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Gerber Pocket Knife

When you ruin the blade because you don't take care of anything, just pop a new one in!

When you ruin the blade because you don't take care of anything, just pop a new one in!

Tired of being a broke, useless slob? Your metamorphosis into a sleek, cash-laden MacGuyver type is only a "BUY NOW" button-click away! Get your mitts on some cash, and clip it to this marvel of design from Gerber, which doubles as a money clip while folded. Dude Rack tested and approved, this handy blade is compact but sturdy, perfect for opening those Amazon Prime packages. Admit it, you get like five a week. Takes normal box cutter blades, but if you want to get all fancy, order some ceramic blades and tell everyone the blade is made from the bones of the damned.

This is a folding Pocket Knife from Gerber.

From the MFG:

  • Accepts standard or contractor grade utility blade
  • Liner lock safety
  • Pocket clip doubles as money clip
  • Overall length 4.1-Inch, closes length 2.4-Inch

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Wusthof Classic 7-Inch Santoku Knife

All your food snob friends will be cooing over your impressive cutlery loadout.

All your food snob friends will be cooing over your impressive cutlery loadout.

Take the "Boy" out of your kitchen and replace it with "Man". You probably don't own any actual kitchen knives, but if you're going to own one, this is it. The Wusthof Classic Ikon 7" Santoku Blade is ultra-sharp and excels at making slices of roast beast nano-thin. What's nano? Well, remember the iPod nano? That thing was tiny. In the knife world, tiny requires the sharpest knives. Excellent at cutting everything made of food, this top-shelf knife will last until you ruin it in the dishwasher.

This is a seven inch Santoku kitchen knife from Wusthof.

From the MFG:

  • Versatile 7-inch Santoku knife is ideal for anything that needs to be sliced paper thin
  • Precision forged from single piece of high-carbon German stainless steel; laser-controlled and tested cutting edge
  • Double bolsters provide heft and balance for effortless cutting; full tang extends through the handle
  • Triple-riveted black handle with innovative contoured design for comfortable, secure grip
  • Hand washing recommended; backed by lifetime warranty; made in Germany