If you're going to be good at just one thing, be good at making cocktails.
If you want to look like the guys in Mad Men, you first need two things: Good taste, and refined drinking knowledge. Transcend mortality and take your place among the pantheon of Bartending Gods. Your destiny awaits, Baron of Booze! Dude Rack tested and approved. Although available for Kindle, we recommend the hard-cover edition- you're going to want to use it as a recipe book after reading through the other sections. Learn how to identify and scoff at drinks of low birth, and help bring better drinking to the teeming, unwashed masses with your sorcery of spirits.
This is a book on bitters by author Brad Parsons.
From the MFG:
"Part recipe book, part project guide, part barman’s manifesto, Bitters is a celebration of good cocktails made well, and of the once-forgotten but blessedly rediscovered virtues of bitters."
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