Been living in a cave? Well, have we got news for you! Scientists have confirmed: BACON IS DELICIOUS!
Made to order, you too can be the owner of porcine paradise. You could probably make these in your own oven, except that these puppies are crafted with a secret blend of spices! This bacon jerky makes a great gift, and goes great with beer.
This is a 3.2 ounce pack of Brown Sugar Maple Bacon Jerky, crafted by Bacon Mamma Jamma.
From the MFG:
"If you are a Bacon Lover, you've got to try our Brown Sugar Candied Bacon Jerky. What is Candied Bacon, you ask? Candied bacon is the perfect marriage of salty and sweet. It taste wonderful with eggs and makes a great buffet brunch side dish. This is the best bacon jerky that you will ever eat. "
Tired of feeling "Oh Hell" about boring peripherals? Say HELLO to the King of Keyboards.
When you're busy slaving away to make your CEO richer, nothing is more aggravating than battling a dusty, tangled mess of wires from your keyboard and mouse. You might be working like a sucker, but at least with this Logitech wireless keyboard, you'll look a hell of a lot cooler than the dweebs in adjacent cubes.
This is a wireless keyboard and mouse from Logitech.
From the MFG:
Sleek full-size wireless keyboard with softly rounded keys for hour after hour of typing comfort
Contoured invisible optical mouse that tracks on just about any surface, with rubber grips and smooth, accurate cursor control
Virtually no battery changes get up to three years of battery life for the keyboard and eighteen months for the mouse
Powerful 2.4 GHz wireless and one tiny Logitech Unifying receiver give you a reliable connection without delays or dropouts
If you two are having communication issues, you're probably just on the wrong channel.
Maybe you just think walkie-talkies are cool. Rambo did. Maybe you can't afford a cell phone. Problem solved! Now, think back to the other day. Remember that? When you ran out of toilet paper and had to yell for someone to bail you out? Maybe you buckled down and stiff-legged it across to your TP stash... Humiliating either way, right? Permanentlyeliminate scenarios like this and preserve your family's honor with a two-pack of Motorola's 35-mile, weatherproof walkie talkies. Great for bike rides, hiking, road trips, kids, adults, old people, dogs, paranormal reality television shows, fishermen, hunters, pseudo-scientists, and urban explorers. Not recommended for ninjas that aren't good with details like the Mute feature.
This is a Two-Pack of Motorola 35-Mile Weatherproof Walkie-Talkies.
From the MFG:
With an IP-54 rating, the MT series flaunts its weatherproof ID design making it ideal for protection not only from dust, but from wet weather conditions.
The NOAA channels provide emergency alerts including tornadoes, winter storms, severe thunderstorms, flash floods, emergency evacuations and Amber Alerts.
Use the provided mini-USB charger for portable convenience, great for charging at home or to take along to recharge in a hotel.
The VibraCall silent vibrating ringer is especially useful for locations where ringing can be intrusive.
MT350R includes: 2 radios, 2 NiMH rechargeable battery packs, 2 belt clips, 1 Y cable wall adapter with 2 mini-USB connectors, 1 Emergency Preparedness checklist sheet, 1 user guide, 1 accessories sheet.
Go "ironic paperless" with a digital stylus made from real trees!
Paired with the "Paper by 53" app, this award-winning stylus unlocks the full potential of your iPad and iPhone. It also works with other devices as a regular stylus. If you want to look classy, artsy, yet cutting edge, this hipster pencil is for you.
This is a Stylus designed for the iPad and iPhone.
From the MFG:
"Great tools inspire great ideas. Pencil by FiftyThree is the most natural and expressive way to create on iPad. Advanced technology meets beautiful design to keep you in the flow, without needing to switch tools. With Surface Pressure, Erase, Blend, and adaptive Palm Rejection, Pencil puts creative possibility in your hands."
Keep your gun clean and reliable with magic juice from faraway lands.
Studies have shown that everybody that knows anything uses this stuff. Penetrate deep and rapidly with an ultra-potent, safe and easy to use solvent. You probably haven't given that filthy thing a rubdown in ages. That's right, with Hoppe's No. 9 solvent, you can really get in there and scrape the grime and gunpowder residue out of your neglected firearms!
Conquer your cardboard-armored foes and impress your girlfriend with a NEW SWORD!
Scare off intruders and destroy the sword-fighting ambitions of nearby nerds with this bad boy. This "Hand and a Half" sword is made by Cold Steel. They use polypropylene, which is damn sturdy stuff.
Tired of ladies using your soap in the shower? They won't go near this stuff!
Do you really like smelling like flowers and perfume? Because that's what all those "Man Soap" companies are pushing. What's a bear going to try to eat first: something that smells like lavender and honey, or dusty old campfire? Live longer and smell like burnt pine trees with Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap!
This is a 3-pack of Grandpa's Pine Tar Bar Soap.
From the MFG: "Excellent for bathing, showering, shaving and shampooing. Many loyal users have been telling us for generations how "wonder"ful it cleans, moisturizes and deodorizes. Our customers have described pine tar as being helpful with various skin irritations. No added colors or fragrances. Vegetable based."
Here's 18 inches those Trees won't soon forget: The Husqvarna 18" Chainsaw.
Tired of showing up to save the day, only to find yourself swearing and sweating because your crappy saw won't start? It's probably because you didn't winterize it. Get a high quality saw that's trouble-free, and you can hand it down to your kids some day. Of course, if you want to cut your leg off by accident because of a low-quality throttle getting stuck- that's your call, chief.
This is an 18" Chainsaw from Husqvarna.
From the MFG:
Powerful 18-inch gas-powered chain saw ideal for landowners and others who cut less regularly
3.2 HP X-Torq engine reduces harmful exhaust emissions and increase fuel efficiency
LowVib vibration dampening; minimal effort via Smart Start feature and combined choke/stop control
Purchase this Husqvarna handheld item along with 3-32 ounce cans of Husqvarna pre-mix fuel, register your product online, and your consumer warranty will be extended from 2 years to 4 years
